A Music & Comedy Show with Mildly Sexy Lumberjacks They’re Polite, But Not Tonight! It’s Whose Line Is It Anyway? meets the Great White North!

Straight from the land of moose, maple, and modesty, Canadian Steam is a high-energy blend of musical comedy, ridiculous improv, and medium-hot lumberjack charm. These flannel-clad heartthrobs have been officially dispatched by the Ministry of Sexy™ (yes, it’s a thing) to prove once and for all that Canada is not just nice—it’s downright irresistibly hilarious.

Armed with maple syrup, smooth serenades, and some of the most average bods this side of the Rockies, these lumberjacks are on a government-sanctioned mission: Spread Canadian charm across America or risk losing their sexy status.