Mama Tits was supposed to be writing a completely different show.

A light, sparkly, triumphant celebration of transformation the happy ending after the hard part. But life took one look at her outline and said, “Cute… but absolutely not.”

What happened next sent her down a wildly unexpected path — full of doctors, diagnoses, heartbreak, love, stitches, surprises, door-slamming clarity, hormone evictions, and the kind of dark humor only a bitch fighting for her life can get away with. Suddenly, the show she planned was gone… and the show she NEEDED to make burst through the door wearing combat boots.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY VARY is the result: a cabaret that’s too honest, too funny, too emotional, and too damn real to summarize. It’s the kind of show you don’t read about — you experience it. With powerhouse vocals, musical magic from Diego Guerrero, and Mama’s trademark blend of filth, wit, and inappropriate survival wisdom, this is not the show she planned…it’s the show life demanded.

Come witness what happens when the universe rewrites the script and Mama Tits performs the hell out of it anyway.